November 08, 2007
Election Rule
One of many rules for the upcoming election:
You are not allowed to elect someone based on the fact that they seem like "the kind of person you could kick back and drink a beer with". Stepping past the concept of "yeah, look what that got us last time around", what kind of logic is that?
Not only does that statement reek of idiocy - "Yeah, the privileged reformed alcoholic mama's boy is the kind of guy I'd love to...drink alcohol with" - but it's also representative of someone full of terrible ideas. "Let's get drunk with a powerful world leader!" What if he passes out and pulls a Hendrix? "Oh god, I drowned the President with a beer bong! Oh god!"
Also, it serves as a damning indictment of the segment of classy beer-drinkin' drunk drivin' gun totin' nonwhite-hatin' bible-thumping white trash morons who voted for him.
"Well, out of all the candidates....if I had to do like my cousin Randy and spend three days in a dingy hotel room whacked out of my brain on methamphetamine, holding off the county sheriffs with nothing but an AK-47 and a Rottweiler, he seems like the kind of guy I'd want to have by my side!"
You. Stop breeding, stop making your feeble attempts at thinking, and step out of the gene pool. We thank you for your dull-witted fumbling cooperation.
No beer drinkin' with the President allowed. Period.
Posted by Jake at November 8, 2007 06:10 PM
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