July 23, 2006
Pornography is the River of the World
It's an endless world of cocks, cunts, tits, lips. Gaping pussies loaded with cum. Well-built guys boning the living shit out of girls sculpted from plastic. And our culture continues on with the addiction to porn. There's nothing wrong with that, mind you. Anything that gets people off and makes them lighten the fuck up, I'm all for it.
Even the most staunch right-winger just needs a few hours with a skilled, beautiful hooker, and their tune will change faster than an on-the-run chameleon's skin. You want somebody to shit on you? Go for it. Want some guy to pee in your mouth and call you a whore? The world's your oyster. I'm down for whatever it takes to make you less of an uptight piece of shit. I'm of the mindset that half of the world doesn't get laid on a regular basis, and if they do, they're not happy with what they're currently getting. So if you're a successful businessman who fantasizes about having twelve guys jerk off onto your naked body, yet you're married to the first secretary that put out for you, chances are you're unsatisfied, and hence, an asshole. People need their indulgences to be fulfilled. We're a culture that feeds off of instant gratification, and when we don't get that, we get unruly. So what's so bad about your boss wanting to dress up like a dog while a hairy guy diddles him in the pooper and calls him a bad pet? If it makes him care that much less about your performance, is it that big of a problem?
Here's the proposition. Let's not worry about people's sexual fetishes until they start idealizing rape and child-fucking. When they do that, we'll just beat them over the head with a sledgehammer and bury them in a shallow grave. Otherwise, let's just leave sleeping dogs lie, even if they're all decked out in a Snoopy costume.
Posted by Jake at July 23, 2006 11:39 PM
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