July 16, 2006
Anger.
A couple of weeks ago, someone mentioned to me: “Jesus, Jake, you love to go off, don’t you?”
My answer: Fuuuuuuck yes.
I come from a generation of pink-shirted pussies that spend their time swilling Smirnoff Ice and listening to Nickelback. My peers are mostly legions of people that are way too fucking lazy to even wipe their own asses, much less take the incentive to do anything for themselves. The world is part drooling idiots who are too simple-minded to move forward, and part entitlement assholes who think everything belongs to them and that making any effort to deserve that is beyond them.
Fuck that. If it’s up to a few of us to break the mold and give the finger to these pricks, we’ll take the challenge. It’s not like we couldn’t eat half of these popped-collared chest-waxing fratboy weiners for breakfast, chase them with bourbon, and then shit them out a couple of hours later. Profanity? It’s my language. I’m like Samuel L. Jackson, where it rolls off of my tongue like poetry. Angry rants? Same deal. I’m Bill Hicks. I’m Hank Rollins. I’m Denis Leary. I’m George Fucking Carlin. If you can’t voice your grievances with the world that you live in, you’re wasting space. If you can’t find something to bitch about and spend your time living in Happy Rainbow Bubble-Land, you’re delusional. If you think it’s okay to wear women’s jeans, you probably like to sport a man-gina while calling other guys “bro”. Lee Marvin would promptly kick you in your man-gina and tell you to drink some Johnnie Walker Black and grow some balls.
This world is a fucked-up place, and it takes an equally fucked-up contingent to stand its ground, point its finger, and say “Check out THAT shit!” It takes the same contingent to accept the world, warts and all, and say, “Yo. While we’re at it, couldn’t we do this and that instead of that and this?” With all the slack-jawed morons out there, is it so bad to be a fast-talking, fast-thinking asshole? It’s evolution. You either adapt or you suffer.
And if people can’t deal with it, fuck ‘em.
Can I say ‘fuck’ more? Please?
Posted by Jake at July 16, 2006 10:29 PM
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