September 21, 2005
mother fucker.
Cell phone's been stuck on manner mode all morning. Apparently I was inadvertently dry-humping some poor Japanese dude on the way-too-packed bus ride hard enough to hit some combination of buttons. It's not my fault that I was trying to keep the Mexican schoolkids behind me from stuffing their fingers in my ass.
Then I bugged out at the grocery store after thinking I had lost my debit card. Ten minutes later, I found the goddamn thing. Then managed to snag a free bus ride due to a broken card reader.
Makes you wonder if convenience and technology are all that they're cracked up to be.
Posted by Jake at September 21, 2005 01:34 PM
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