Happy Fucking New Rage


Dispatches from the Sucking Void
Stuck Between Barack And A Hard Place

You Have To Be Kidding.

Confession
DAVID FRUM MORE LIKE DAVID SCUM HUR HUR
Blah
Jesus.
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Lost
*pants heavily*
Eric Cantor Is A Total Pussy.
No Ceiling
Test



Mass Effucked






Homeless Abuse
Haha, awesome.
"PARRTTTYYY!!!"
Silent Night, Holy Fuck
Ah, internet.
Election Rule


Hi.
People suck.

Discomfort Food
WTF, Deli Guy?
RIP SRV

Cut Off The Nuts Or Fucking Kill Them.
Ugh.
Fine Dining? For Whom, Don Ho?
You Are Not A Human Until You Are Listed In My PDA
Anti-American? NO U.
OMG CHRISTIAN OPPRESSION

Maintenance.

Raiders Of The Lost Hick Town
Fucked by Spam

LULZ
Pearl Harbor (No, Not The Shitty Movie)
The Fucking Problem
Fucking with Fiction (After A Long Hiatus)
Politics.
Hay, Yew! Shuddup An' Sang!
Tucker Carlson is...correct?
Page Buffet
No Choice
Unwanted Alarm
No Cure For Stupidity
No Place To Call Our Own
meh.
Clearing The Air (No, I Didn't Fart This Time)
Celebrity.
The Horrors of Plastic Surgery
Pornography is the River of the World
Flaming.
Bleh.
Anger.
Confession Time.

The War on Drugs...and Innocent People
OH NO THE GAY IS RUNNING RAMPANT
The Chicks Kick Hicks in their Dicks
Overload
Stickin' it to The Man...Or Not
The DaVinci Hack (Much Ado About Bullshit)
Put A Bullet In Your Local Radio Tower Before They Breed
The Inconsequential News-Hag Strikes Again
Good Morning, Los Angeles

Work.
SUPERCAT
Nazi Punks Fuck Off
grrrr
Life.
Film Day - Fuck Yeah!
I've Been Converted.
Jumping the Gun
A Stand, Revisited
*SKREEEEE*
The Convenience of "Friendship"
A Rose
Right to a Fair Trial, My Ass
Why Can't You Just Fucking Listen To Me Part II
Best Blonde Joke Ever
Why Don't You Just Fucking Listen To Me?
New Year Blues
Conservative Crap
Dedication
Another Wise Decision
Yay!
Painful Memories
Culture
To All Spammers
Friday
Ah, hell, I don't need 'em anyways...
Pugilistic Politics, Please.
Simple Things That Piss Me Off To No End, Part I
Complete Waste of Time
Violence Theft Auto
Political Breakdown?
Humanity sucks.
blarg.
Every Planet We Reach is Dead
"I'll take a ham and Swiss on wheat, and make it litigiously delicious!"
yay.
stuffs
"Pfc. England, you're a good man...er..woman."
mother fucker.
ggggrrrggh
Concerto Al Fresco at the Laundromat.
Happy Birthday, You Old Fart.
weee!
Blogs? Fuck 'em!
Fuck Mondays.
Poor Little Brownie...
One Whiskey For Every Ghost
bleh.
It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Piss And Moan
:/
GRRRRGH
Could this administration be any more inept?
"Hi, my name's Peterbilt."
Taking a cue from Steve Earle and Eric Idle...
the balls.
It's Cool to Be Crazy...I Think
The REAL Old Days.
Cindy Sheehan: When Mothers Get Tired of the Bullshit
Right to Life? What A Load Of Shit.
Grand Theft Asswipe
STFU
Conversation Is Good For You, Bad For Everyone Else

Grrgh.
4th of July
Batman Begins Movie Review
"The Ghey" Communicable through Books!!!
Fly By
stuff
Pump Up My Volume
random whatever
The Unwashed Masses
Mommy Moron
w00t.
ayyayayayaiiii
Get some Ass in the Grass then Pass
city of angels
FUCKBUSTER VIDEO
Home Sweet Fucking Home
THE GOD DAMN PEN IS RED!!!
YEEE-HAAAA!
Stop the World, I Wanna Get Off...On Your Mom
The God Squad Is Odd
Feeding Tubes - The New Hotness.
Welcome to Uncertainty, Population: Bush
YO YO YO YO YO
STFU N00B
Gneh.
Pooptastic.
closet homowhosawhatsit
"We came to potty. We came to potty down your throat."
Cock.
Driving For Dumbasses
"I Promise, The Guys, The Girl, and The Donkey Really Love Each Other"
Merry Fucking Christmas
Put A Little Love In Your Arse
Love and Marriage
Right.
So.
Finally, someone stands up.
Back to Civilization..sort of
Back to Texas
Right.
AR. ARR.
Word.
V1A.GRA & Mature sex, all for me!!!
Aw, Sweet Justice pt. II: The Calm Before The Storm
The Eternal Pursuit of...Stuff.
*sigh*
Aw, Sweet Justice
People.
News for me, news for you, news for all of us.
Now, now...
*cranks up the volume*
I'll swallow your soul.
*Caw, Caw*
Conflict
Howard Hurtt, It's All Your Fault.
An Apple For The Bitch?
Toot toot, hey, beep beep...GET THE HELL OUTTA THE WAY!
You sick bastard.
...while he was drifting...
Go West, young bastard! [Part III-On The Road Again]
Go West, young bastard! [Part II: The Bad, The Bad, and The Shitty]
Go West, young bastard! [part I]
Random Thoughts
Prisoner of...what?
Hi.
Innocent When You Dream
Stuff.