Raging Texan






Howdy.

I'm still relatively young, and there's a lot of things that I have planned to do. This website was one of them. I wanted a place where I could vent my joys and frustrations, and also a place where I could post my writings and art and whatever else I saw fit. Thanks to the kindness of Diva (www.nochicktrix.com) and the webdeveloping prowess of Bane (www.talkloud.net), here I am. My name is Jake. I'm originally from a rather microscopic town in East Texas, and I'm in the process of graduating high school and stepping out into the wild blue yonder. Hell, by the time this about page is posted, I'm sure that I'll already have graduated. Having freed myself from Canton High School, I now plan on going to college and getting a degree in...something. As for what, exactly, I'm not entirely sure. Idealistically, I want to teach. I'd like to teach Spanish (I'm bilingual...no, not THAT, you fucking degenerate) or Literature. Both of these subjects interest me greatly, and there's nothing that I would enjoy more than to pass my knowledge down to a whole new generation of ungrateful, careless bastard kids. And that's a serious comment.

I was raised in the country, born from a family who had originally escaped the trappings of the Dallas-Fort Worth metroplex, sacrificing the frantic insanity of city life for more laid-back and manageable environs. I endured the long, sweltering days of summer, coated in mosquitoes while building a tree fort with my grandfather. We all hibernated during the chilly winters where it rarely snowed, but it was always cold enough to freeze and guarantee that you would slip and bust your ass at one point or another. Being born in the fall, I was always partial to the weather in East Texas, regardless of the extremes (or lack thereof). The scenery? It's great. We were always surrounded by lush pastures, tall, green trees, creeks, lakes, and the occasional marshland/bayou. Of course, this small town's laughable excuse of what the larger cities term "urban sprawl" has taken place, and there are several housing developments being constructed around our land. There has been a noticeable influx of new neighbors?some good, some bad, some indifferent.

My family was comprised of me, my mother, and my grandparents. My grandmother majored in art and interior design, and I learned a lot about the fine arts from her. She had traveled all around Europe, and I was amazed to hear the stories she had to tell. My grandfather was a military man, who served in the Marines, became a Lieutenant Colonel, and then retired to become a farmer. My mother and he scrounged some capital together and started the Kickapoo Creek Herb Farm. It started off simple, as a retail and wholesale plant farm, and thanks to the efforts of my mother and grandmother, they branched out into a more epicurean venture before finally shutting down due to illnesses in the family. The money from the herb farm, along with the contributions of my grandparents and my mother, allowed me to attend a private school in Tyler, which is a city nearby. All Saints Episcopal School became my first true sociological institution. I learned many things there that I still haven?t forgotten to this day. Extreme religious focus aside, it was a great place filled with many competent educators and many bright students. However, being a middle-class peon amongst Tyler's elite, you can bet your ass that I was looked down upon by my fellow alumni. No sweat, right? I bit my tongue and moved on. Nothing a little bit of misanthropy couldn?t cure.

In my seventh grade year, I broke down. The rigorous math courses were killing my grades, and I was never mathematically inclined to start with. So, I made the choice to get out of All Saints and head to public school in good ol' Canton. It was a much more accepting environment, and I was among people that I could get along with. I fit in great, with a brief stint on the laughably horrible football team, and focused on my studies. I always had a predisposition for language and literature, having passed spelling and grammar classes with flying colors, and having been blessed with inspiration and a competent imagination, I began to write. During this time, I joined a few technology courses and became more adept with computers. Being accustomed to the country folk around here, I was surprised to see that there was a whole new world out there on the digital frontier. I became enamored with the Internet, as it allowed me to get away from this postage stamp-sized place and encounter people from other cities, other states...hell, even other countries. It wasn't long before I weaned myself off of the tit of AOL (go ahead and laugh, I'll wait) and started posting on forums. I then was approached by Alexander King (www.akpcep.com), who showed interest in my writing skills and gave me a spot as a staff member on his site. I began writing more often, with various pieces eliciting various responses from my peers. Positive feedback, negative feedback, whatever. I didn?t care, as long as my stuff was out there. I was warmly accepted and found my niche there. After a few awkward months, I was a regular, and still am to this day.

I began tinkering with the idea of my own site, and after some disgusting attempts at HTML pages, gave up on it for a while. I joined other forums, but gained an affinity for another one, NoChickTrix. I started posting on there and eventually got to know Diva, who proved to be very kind and incredibly generous. Once, I mentioned the idea of having a personal site, and she immediately enlisted the help of Bane, who is a bright guy, and very proficient with webdesign. After kicking around ideas for a name and finally settling on one, I informed him of my general intentions with the site. He got to work making a design and coding the features. Now, here it is. RagingTexan.com. For me, for you, and for whoever else cares.